My boyfriend made an amazing discovery about women a couple of weeks ago. We were getting ready to go to the Fountainbleau and I went into the bathroom to do some "touch-up shaving" when he walked in on me shaving the hairs on my big toe!
OK, to set any men straight who may be reading this blog, ALL WOMEN HAVE TOE HAIRS. All of them...well, probably not Asian women. But the rest of the women in the world have toe hairs and a small patch of hair on the top of the foot. This is hair that we either deal with by waxing or shaving as no one wants to have caveman feet. My boyfriend was completely appalled by this and kept on asking me why I was committing this act. Uh, hello, I have toe hairs!!!
I've personally been shaving these toe hairs since high school and feel no shame in it. What I find to be more shameful is when a woman in dares to wear sandals without landscaping her metatarsals! We live in South Beach people, not Portland (sorry Sabs) and there are a few items that are completely unacceptable: an overabundance of female body hair, anything by Ed Hardy and fake bake. Actually, I can come up with quite a tall list of unacceptable items but this is just the start.
Needless to say, I still have a boyfriend and I still maintain my toe hairs with great diligence. Stay tuned for my next Creepy Secrets of Women where I discuss Spanks and ineffective cellulite creams. :)
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Rosy you're so funny...I could talk about hair removal for days. Needless to say I have a standing appointment at Uni K Wax every month with Sonia to get hair removed from all over my body...why can't we just evolve already and only have hair on our heads and eyebrows????? And why oh why does hair removal have to be so damn painful??? I mean hair is virtually weightless, taking it out should be painless!
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